MY New Look

My new look is sharp beard & mustache.  

School Bell

Today i have seen few student and also remember my school days...

The most interest part is school bell..
the bell is made from the heavy duty Petal Place and on this petal plate hit by wooden hammer then the bell is sounding loudly.

one interval indicated with continue hitting

SEO Techniques

OFF PAGE

1). Community Creation in Social Networking Sites

2). Blogging

3). Forum Postings

4). Search Engine Submission

5). Directory Submission

6). Social Bookmarking

6). Link Exchange

7). Link Baiting

8). Cross-Linking

9). Photo Sharing

10). Video Promotions

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11). Business Reviews

12). Local Listings & Yellow Pages

13). Article Submission

14). Press Release Promotion

15). Classifieds Submission

16). Social Shopping Network

17). Answers

18). Document Sharing

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19) CSS, W3C & RSS Directories Submission

20). Widget / Gadget Development

21). PPC Ad Campaign

 ON PAGE

1. Keywords in <title> tag
2. Keywords in URL
3. Keyword density in document text
4. Keywords in anchor text
5. Keywords in headings (<H1>, <H2>, etc. tags)
6. Keywords in the beginning of a document
7. Keywords in <alt> tags
8. Keywords in metatags
9. Keyword proximity
10. Keyword phrases
11. Secondary keywords
12. Keyword stemming
13. Synonyms
14. Keyword Mistypes
15. Keyword dilution
16. Keyword stuffing
17. Links - internal, inbound, outbound
18. Anchor text of inbound links
19. Origin of inbound links
20. Links from similar sites
21. Links from .edu and .gov sites
22. Number of backlinks
23. Anchor text of internal links
24. Around-the-anchor text
25. Age of inbound links
26. Links from directories
27. Named anchors
28. IP address of inbound link
29. Inbound links from link farms and other suspicious sites
30. Many outgoing links
31. Excessive linking, link spamming
32. Outbound links to link farms and other suspicious sites
33. Cross-linking
34. Single pixel links
35. Metatags
36. <Keywords> metatag
37. <Language> metatag
38. <Refresh> metatag
39. Frequency of content change
40. Keywords font size
41. Keywords formatting
42. Age of document
43. File size
44. Content separation
45. Poor coding and design
46. Illegal Content
47. Invisible text
48. Cloaking
49. Doorway pages
50. Duplicate content
51. Visual Extras and SEO
52. JavaScript
53. Images in text
54. Podcasts and videos
55. Images instead of text links
56. Frames
57. A Flash home page
58. Domains, URLs, Web Mastery
59. Keyword-rich URLs and filenames
60. Site Accessibility
61. Sitemap
62. Site size
63. Site age
64. Site theme
65. File Location on Site
66. Domains versus subdomains, separate domains
67. Top-level domains (TLDs)
68. Hyphens in URLs
69. URL length
70. IP address
71. Adsense will boost your ranking
72. Adwords will boost your ranking
73. Hosting downtime
74. Dynamic URLs
75. Session IDs
76. Bans in robots.txt
77. Redirects (301 and 302)

Once Upon a Time

Once Upon a Time
Once upon a time, son,
they used to laugh with their hearts
and laugh with their eyes:
but now they only laugh with their teeth,
while their ice-block-cold eyes
search behind my shadow.
There was a time indeed
they used to shake hands with their hearts:
but that’s gone, son.
Now they shake hands without hearts
while their left hands search
my empty pockets.
‘Feel at home!’ ‘Come again’:
they say, and when I come
again and feel
at home, once, twice,
there will be no thrice-
for then I find doors shut on me.
So I have learned many things, son.
I have learned to wear many faces
like dresses – homeface,
officeface, streetface, hostface,
cocktailface, with all their conforming smiles
like a fixed portrait smile.
And I have learned too
to laugh with only my teeth
and shake hands without my heart.
I have also learned to say,’Goodbye’,
when I mean ‘Good-riddance’:
to say ‘Glad to meet you’,
without being glad; and to say ‘It’s been
nice talking to you’, after being bored.
But believe me, son.
I want to be what I used to be
when I was like you. I want
to unlearn all these muting things.
Most of all, I want to relearn
how to laugh, for my laugh in the mirror
shows only my teeth like a snake’s bare fangs!
So show me, son,
how to laugh; show me how
I used to laugh and smile
once upon a time when I was like you.


Author - Gabriel Okara

Happy Ganesha Chaturthi

आप सभी गणेश चतुर्थी की सुभकामनाये !

New Look

My new look with Short Boxed Beard..

World technology day

In the year 274 day call the world technology day, many technical companies launch your product on this day recently 274 day i.e. 12 September 2012 Apple launch your new iPhone 5.

hi

कभी कभी अपनी खुद्हारी छोड़कर दूसरो के बारे मैं भी सोचना चाहिए 

Dialogues of Amitabh Bachchan

Dialogues of Amitabh Bachchan Movies 



Namak Haram

• "Hai kisi maa ke laal me himmat, jo mere saamne aaye?"

Zanjeer

• "Yeh pulis station hai, tumhare baap ke ghar nahi. Isi liye Sidhi tarah khade raho."

Deewaar

• "Tum chahti ho mai bhi kya vahan se choop-chap nikal jata?"
• "Main aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahin uthata."
• "Haan, mai sign karoonga, lekin pehle oos aadmi ki sign le ke aao, jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; pehle oos aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle oos aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye leekh diya thaa, Uske BAAD, oos ke baad, mere bhai, tum jo kaagaz pe kahoge oos par me sign karoonga."
• "Bhagwan..."
• "Maa tu khush to hai na..."
• "Chaabi jebh me rakh, kamine."
• "Business to aap ko karna nahin aata, sethji. Is building ke aapne 5 lakh jaada maange hote, tabh bhi mai ise le leta."
• "Nahin maa, main kuchh bhi galat kaam nahin kar raha."
• "Oof tumhare oosul, tumhare adarsh. Kis kaam ke hai tumhare is oosul jo ek waqt ki roti tak nahi bana sakta?"

Sholay

• "Partner, ab bol hi diye ho to dekh lenge."
• "Tumhara Naam kya hai, Basanti?"
• "Pehli baar suna hai ye naam."
• "Hum bhi to roz khatro se khelte hai."
• "Jo kal hua, woh dobara nahi hoga."
• "Ghadi Ghadi drama karta hai, saala."
• "Aurto ko eenhone ek ghante mein sikha diya hai."
• "Angrezon ke zamaane ke jailer, aur itni si ghabrahat?"

Adaalat

• "Ek rahen iir, ek rahen beer, ek rahen patte aur ek rahen hum."

Amar_Akbar_Anthony

• "Eh phool de dona ma, wahan ees ke mafak koi kadak afsar mil gaya to ooske hum yeh phool deke apun ka baap bana denga."
• "Tum har wakhat ees jadiye ko apne paas kyon rakhti ho?"

Don

• "Tumhe maut se dar nahi lagta?"
• "Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai."

Trishul

• "Jeesne har roj apni maa ko thoda thoda marte dekha ho, oose maut se dar nahin lagta."
• "Aapne apni panch minute na de kar apne 5 lakh gumaye hai."
• "Mai panch lakh ka sauda karne aya hoon, aur mere jeb me panch phooti kaudi bhi nahin hai!"
• "Maa, main aa gaya hoon."

Kaala_Pathar

• "My pain is my destiny and I can't avoid it."

Muqaddar Ka Sikandar

• "Aur waise hi, main ees ko yahan nahi maroonga, warna log kahenge, Sikandar ne apne ilake me oose mara."

Kaalia

• "Kallu se Kaalia ka safar shuru."

Lawaaris

• "Apun wo kutte ki doom hai, jo baara baras nalli ke andar daal ke, nalli tedi hoti, apun sidha nahin hota!"

Yaraana

• "Lette, lette nahi, khare hokar baat karo."
• "Kacha papad, Pakka Papad."

Namak Halal

• "I can talk English, I can walk English, and I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow."

Satte Pe Satta

• "Daaru peene se liver kharab hota hai. Bahut boori cheez hai."
• "Jise commander banna hai, woh sab line laga kar saamne khada ho jaye."

Shakti

• "Hamare desh mein kaam dhoondhana bhi ek kaam hai."
• "Ois aadmi ka to bahot bada ahesaan hai. Kyon ki, oos aadmine to oos waqt meri madad ki thi, jab mere apne baap ne mooh pher liya tha."

Coolie

• "Iqbal nahi tha kya coolio ka maal ko apna maal samaj liya tha?"
• "Tanik khidki to hataiye janaab."
• "Jiske sine me dil hi nahin, oose dil ka daura kya padega?"

Sharabi

• "Mucche ho to Nathulal jaisi, warna na ho."
• "Do aansoo ees aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se. Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se. Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se. Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso? Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata?"

Shahenshah

• "Rishte mai to hum tumhare baap lagte hai, naam hai Shahenshah."
• "hehehe.. is ki kya zaroorat hai..heheh."
• "Mukhtar Singh ka naam suna hai?"
• "Ye aurat kal court pe jayegi, har haal pe, har keemat pe.."
• "J.K. mai is aurat ko le ke aya hoon."
• "Aap dekh sakte hain hum der se kyoon aye he. Shaher mein ek bhi naaka nahin tha, ek bhi chok, gali nahin thi, jahan hum pe goliyon ki barsaat nahi hui."
• "Pehle to mai app ko ek police officer ki vardi pe haath dalne ke liye geeraftar kar sakta hoon."

Agneepath

• "Pura naam, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan, baap ka naam, Dinanath Chauhan, Maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan, Gaon Mandwa. Umar Chatiis saal, ...."
• "Sala hai telephone bhi kya ajeeb cheez banayi hai? Udhar se aadmi sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch aur hai, karta kuch aur hai. Jaise tum log."
• "Pagar baddhao... Pandarahaso rupiye me ghar nahin chalta, saala imaan kya chalega?"
• "Main goonda nahin hai."

When you buy old bike

CHECKLIST OF WHAT'S LISTED BELOW:
    (Not a substitute for reading the whole thing, but
     useful for quick reference at a seller's house.)

• FIRST THINGS FIRST
  • Don't buy the first bike you see. Bring a friend & a flashlight.
  • Do a couple of practice inspections on friends' bikes, discuss the results.
• OVERALL APPEARANCE
  • Is the bike clean and straight? Sight down centerline, and down forks.
• HAS IT BEEN CRASHED?
  • Check for bends or scrapes on bars, exhaust, plastic, and levers.
  • Short/shallow/non-parallel scratches/chips ~= tip-over.
  • Long/deep/parallel scratches and cracks ~= crash.
• HAS IT BEEN RACED/ABUSED?
  • Check for small (1/16") safety-wire holes in bolts. (Particularly caliper mounting bolts, exhaust bolts, etc.)
• BIKE-SPECIFIC
  • Know the characteristic flaws of the models you're going to see.
• BRAKES
  • Check for smooth operation, no pulsing, pad material remaining, etc.
• CLUTCH
  • Check lever effort, and whether the clutch releases when squeezed.
• GAS TANK
  • Look for rust or a milky paint-like coating on the inside.
  • Dark gas (tea colored) is an indication of old gas that needs changing.
• SEAT
  • Look for cracks/tears/etc.
• TIRES
  • Check: remaining tread depth, dry rot, profile (round? squared-off?), date code.
• ELECTRICAL & BATTERY
  • Test all lights and switches to make sure they work.
  • The sound of the starter cranking is a decent meter of the battery's condition.
• SUSPENSION
  • Check forks for seal leaks, scratches/nicks/bends/twists in legs.
• WHEELS
  • Check both sides of both wheels for dents/cracks.
• CHAIN/SPROCKETS
  • Check for chain/sprocket wear (hooked teeth, stretched chain).
• EXHAUST
  • Scratches/rust/damage. Exhaust pressure equal on both sides?
• ENGINE/FLUIDS/CARBURATORS
  • Check starting and operation of engine and carbs. Check for leaks.
• CENTERSTAND CHECKS
  • Get wheels in air and check wheel bearings, brake operation, etc.
• SERVICE
  • Service records available? Proof of warranty work? Etc.
• DIRT BIKES
  • Special concerns when inspecting dirt bikes.
• QUIZZING THE SELLER
  • Questions to ask the seller to determine the condition of the bike.
• ACCESSORIES, PRICE, and DEALING
  • Are you willing to pay more for add-ons?
• HELMETS
  • Used helmets are worthless. Don't use 'em, don't pay more for 'em.
• TITLES & PAPERWORK
  • Make sure it's clean & that the VIN numbers match up.
• TEST RIDE
  • Go on one if you can -- you can learn a lot about a bike this way!
  • Make sure you give it a pre-ride check to make sure it's safe to ride!
• AFTER THE PURCHASE
  • Some tips after you get your bike.
• INFO FOR NEW RIDERS
  • Not the biggest and the baddest -- start with something easy to control.
• INSPECTION PICTURES
  • To aid inspection, some pictures (and, eventually, diagrams) of what certain components look like.
• RECOMMENDED READING
  • An exceedingly incomplete list of books that'll teach you more about bikes.
• OTHER WEB SITES
  • A listing of other motorcycle-related web sites with useful tips for bikerscum. 
  Source :- http://www.clarity.net/adam/buying-bike.html